The Stairs of Evil

It's like two in the morning, you're alone, downstairs all by yourself, and now it's time to leave the security of your blanket and brave the terrors of THE STAIRS OF EVIL. 


You will most likely escape the death that surly awaits in the dark at the bottom of the stairs if you sprint up to the safe haven that awaits you upstairs.


This is a visual diagram of the danger of evil stairs at night:

You can't just amble up the stairs in the dark if you want to escape with your life. No, you have to run like the wind, like you have never run before, like you are running away from a rabid bear on fire trying to attack you. Yeah, that fast.

Because when you are in the danger zone, there's no tellin' what's gonna get ya.