This is a list of my all time scary movies. if you don't like scary movies, well then you're just no fun.
#10. The Poltergeist
#9. The Shining
#8. The Excorist
#7. Paranormal Activity
#6. Halloween
#5. Friday the 13th
#4. The Uninvited
#3. Scream
#2. The Ring
#1. A Haunting in Connecticut
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Your Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Kit
You have probably seen on the news lately that a zombie apocalypse is past due. It is possible that a zombie infestation could start at any moment. That is why you need to create Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Kit!!
The First thing you will need is to do is head on over to your local Zombie Mart. Zombie Mart has zombie killing tools for everyone's tastes and price ranges. it's pretty much my favorite store :D
While you are in Zombie Mart you need to pick up a few essentials. One of them is Zombie Spray. Zombie Spray is a useful tool to use while starting up your chainsaw. Spray the zombies coming towards you with your Zombie Spray, this will buy you time while you start up your ZOMBIE KILLER PRO Chainsaw.
Another Tool you need for sure when fighting Zombies is a cool Chainsaw. Chainsaws are necessary for decapitating bloodthirsty zombies in an awesome fashion. I recommend the ZOMBIE KILLER PRO. It's a little more pricey than the average zombie killing chainsaw, but totally worth it.
The First thing you will need is to do is head on over to your local Zombie Mart. Zombie Mart has zombie killing tools for everyone's tastes and price ranges. it's pretty much my favorite store :D
The last thing you need is a great zombie killing song. there are hundreds of great songs you could listen to while wiping out the zombie population, but i strongly suggest you listen to 300 Violin Orchestra (click the link to hear the song)
With all these items you will be ready for a Zombie Apocalypse whenever it strikes.
Happy Hunting!
Thursday, October 14, 2010
How to Increase your coolness with 10 new words
You are probably wondering how you can look about 20 times cooler than you actually are, so I suggest adding some british slang to your vocabulary!
1: Barmy. It means you have gone mad or crazy.
ex: You must be barmy for not liking the Ellen DeGeneres show!
2: Blinkered. It means you are narrow minded.
ex: You are so blinkered! Of course cats can learn to flush the toilet!
3: Bloody. It is used as an exclamation.
ex: Bloody marvelous, Bloody aweful, Bloody hell-icopter, etc.
4. Blooming. a replacement word for Bloody.
ex: Blooming mad, Not blooming likely, etc.
5: Mate. Friend.
ex: Leave that kid alone, he's my best mate!
6: Bung. To throw.
ex: Hey, bung my car keys over here, mate!
7: Jolly. It means very.
ex: That's jolly good mate!
8: Kip. it means to nap.
ex: Yesterday i fell asleep in front of the TV and had a short kip!
9: Lurgy. It means to be ill or sick.
ex: Don't touch Jimmy! He has the lurgy!
10: Naff. It means uncool. you can also use it as a politer way to say "(insert swear word here) off!!!"
ex: That barbie lunchbox is really naff, thomas.
Naff off!
1: Barmy. It means you have gone mad or crazy.
ex: You must be barmy for not liking the Ellen DeGeneres show!
2: Blinkered. It means you are narrow minded.
ex: You are so blinkered! Of course cats can learn to flush the toilet!
3: Bloody. It is used as an exclamation.
ex: Bloody marvelous, Bloody aweful, Bloody hell-icopter, etc.
4. Blooming. a replacement word for Bloody.
ex: Blooming mad, Not blooming likely, etc.
5: Mate. Friend.
ex: Leave that kid alone, he's my best mate!
6: Bung. To throw.
ex: Hey, bung my car keys over here, mate!
7: Jolly. It means very.
ex: That's jolly good mate!
8: Kip. it means to nap.
ex: Yesterday i fell asleep in front of the TV and had a short kip!
9: Lurgy. It means to be ill or sick.
ex: Don't touch Jimmy! He has the lurgy!
10: Naff. It means uncool. you can also use it as a politer way to say "(insert swear word here) off!!!"
ex: That barbie lunchbox is really naff, thomas.
Naff off!
Dieting Tips for the Modern Woman
Now I know a lot of people are tying to lose weight these days, so, I decided to give the world a few pointers!
1: Calories don't count if you eat in the dark.
2: Samples at Costco don't count for calories
3: If you are eating with friends calories don't count
4: If a cake has happy birthday written on it, then it has no calories
5: If you eat while exercising the calories don't count (standing, walking, and flexing your glutes while sitting, counts as exercise)
6: If somebody gives you the food(you don't buy it) then it has no calories
7: If you only take ONE bite of the said food item no matter how big, there are no calories.
8: If you eat in front of the TV the calories don't count. (the radiation from the TV counteracts with the calories)
9: Frozen foods have no calories because only hot food has calories.
10: If nobody sees you eat it then it has no calories.
Now that you know these tips you can have a beautiful bikini model body in no time!
1: Calories don't count if you eat in the dark.
2: Samples at Costco don't count for calories
3: If you are eating with friends calories don't count
4: If a cake has happy birthday written on it, then it has no calories
5: If you eat while exercising the calories don't count (standing, walking, and flexing your glutes while sitting, counts as exercise)
6: If somebody gives you the food(you don't buy it) then it has no calories
7: If you only take ONE bite of the said food item no matter how big, there are no calories.
8: If you eat in front of the TV the calories don't count. (the radiation from the TV counteracts with the calories)
9: Frozen foods have no calories because only hot food has calories.
10: If nobody sees you eat it then it has no calories.
Now that you know these tips you can have a beautiful bikini model body in no time!
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Random Fact of the Day
I haven't posted a random fact in a while, so, here's another one!
The average chocolate bar has 3-8 insect legs in it...
so every time you take a nice big bite out of a hershey's bar you might be getting a little more than you bargained for.
Oh well! Hey, at least it's a good source of protein ;)
The average chocolate bar has 3-8 insect legs in it...
so every time you take a nice big bite out of a hershey's bar you might be getting a little more than you bargained for.
Oh well! Hey, at least it's a good source of protein ;)
Monday, October 4, 2010
Birdbrain? I think not.
If somebody ever calls you a birdbrain again take it as a complement! This bird is so smart! don't jump to conclusions about animal inteligence! they are a lot smarter than you think(and a lot smarter than most people I know) this really shows the potential of animals.
Sunday, October 3, 2010
The Walmart Cycle of Death
It starts like this:
1st: you hear ad that tells you that Walmart has low prices and you'll "save money. live better."
2nd: then you go to Walmart because you want to save money and they have low prices
3rd: you see all their things with ''low prices" and buy tons of crap you don't need
4th: now you are poor for spending all your money on Walmart junk
5th: so then you start to shop at Walmart again because you need to "save money. live better."
The cycle continues.
2nd: then you go to Walmart because you want to save money and they have low prices
3rd: you see all their things with ''low prices" and buy tons of crap you don't need
4th: now you are poor for spending all your money on Walmart junk
5th: so then you start to shop at Walmart again because you need to "save money. live better."
The cycle continues.
What's wrong with this photo?
Fail.
one of the 15 best things about our pubic schools obviously isn't spelling.
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