Brian Reagan

Here is a youtube video of one of the funniest comedians ever! Brian Reagan!! There's not an actual video of him but it is his speech. So just listen and laugh at this bit on being stupid in school :)Mrs. Hollingshead you should laugh at the part talking about plurals :)
 

Random Fact of the Day

A way you can tell if you're whispering or not is to put your hand at your throat. If you feel vibrations, you're talking. If you don't, you're whispering.

B Batteries and Stuttering

  

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The lack of B Batteries have always confused me. Luckily Demetri Martin cleared it up for me. 

Ruby Red

I have always wondered why they refer to grapefruits as being ''Ruby Red". I mean have you ever seen a grapefruit that is actually red on the inside? No. Because they aren't red on the inside. they are pink, like a salmon colored pink. I decided that they should start referring to grapefruits as "Salmon Pink". But then realized the sound of a fish flavored fruit was disgusting. So, I guess we'll still have to stick to "Ruby Red".

Random Fact of the Day

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. So, I recommend you check the home videos, genetics, or hospital records. ....You never know. Weirder stuff has happened...

Action Figures

 

Yes. You are seeing correctly. Those are Twilight: New Moon action figures. These wonderful high-quality photos were taken with my very own cell phone camera inside our local Shopko. I'm sorry to tell you, Action Figure Company, but you are really running out of ideas now a-days. Edward and Bella Action Figures? I mean I can see it if you made a Jacob Figure. Look at those abs! but Bella? and Edward? That's Just Disappointing.

Dunkin' Donuts

I am really disappointed in the lack of Dunkin' Donuts in the state of Utah. If you have ever been anywhere on the east coast you have probably seen a Dunkin' Donuts coffe shop before. I have to say that whenever I go back to good ol' New York we always stop at a Dunkin' Donuts first. Due to... Uhm, religious restrictions? Most of the inhabitants of Utah will never experience the joy that a piping hot cup of coffee (cream and sugar please!) and a donut from Dunkin' will bring you. Because after all, America runs on Dunkin':)

Sleep-less

I have recently realized that I have lost the ability to sleep. Some reasons why I never go to bed before 11:30.
#1. I have way too much homework. (curse you, foul beast!)
#2. I always decide to take a shower at like 11:00...
#3. I procrastinate taking showers and doing Homework
#4. Criminal Minds is always on at night. I LOVE criminal minds. (Because I love criminal minds so much my mom thinks I'm a homicidal freak or something)
#5. I love night time. It is so cool:) therefore, I do not want to go to bed.
#6. Sometimes I come home and then fall asleep on the couch watching Ellen. (I love Ellen too) but then I don't wake up till 7 o'clock.
#7. I have basketball(tuesday, wednesday, thursday) until 5 and then dance at 5:15 to 6:30(on Wednesdays)
#8. I don't even think I can go to bed "early" Anymore because I have trained myself not to. (bad Erin!)

I was thinking about taking sleeping pills or something to help me, but then remembered all those crazy stories you hear about people who like jump out their windows because they think they're birds or stories of people sleepeating, sleep talking. Sleepwalking, and others. So with the desire to mantain sanity I have decided to suffer the insomnia.