Chameleon? No, Cat.

Can you see the cat in this picture? You can barely see where it ends and begins!!

Random Fact of the Day

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside. That's like a Hippo Eating Mrs. Bateman in one bite! :)

Makeup

Going through the day really takes a toll on your makeup. You keep rubbing your eyes cause you are tired.  You eat food and rub your face. So if you look like this at the beginning of the day.

beginning of day

end of day

You usually end up looking like this at the end. Notice how her hair is bizarre looking now and her eye makeup has somehow gotten rubbed all the way around her eyes. Her perfect lipstick is now rubbed around her mouth and her beautifully blushed cheeks are now half rubbed off. Also her eyes are now bloodshot from not enough sleep. But hey, what can you do? Good things never last they say.

The Perfect Cure for Male Pattern Baldness

Male Pattern Baldness is an epidemic sweeping the nation. Luckily, I, Erin Wyness have found a cure. Its called the.... (Drum roll please) badadadadadadadadadadaaaaaa......The Yarmulke! This Jewish fashion accessory has been around so long and no one has ever thought to use it as a cure to baldness. till now. Here are some before and after pictures to show you the amazing transformation. 

BEFORE (look at that unsightly bald patch!)

AFTER (look how un-bald he is!)