Imitation Pasturized Processed Cheese Food

What Is The World Coming To?

Today for lunch we were having hamburgers, but we needed buns and cheese. So, my dad, being the nice guy he is, ran to the store to pick up the items quickly. He got the buns and got something that he thought looked like american cheese..... it wasn't.

What he actually bought was Imitation Pasturized Processed Cheese Food. I'm not even kidding that's what the label said!!! What the heck?! What  is this world coming to? where has all the normal food gone? Now I know that American Cheese isn't really health food, but still. I can't believe they sell Imitation Pasturized Processed Cheese Food. Or that they would straight out tell you it isn't even real food.

Stuff like this is what's contributing to America's child obesity crisis. Actually it doesn't even have to be a child. Look around people! SO MANY kids are very obese. Kids! Kids who should be active and running around outside and playing. But no. Us americans sit on our fat butts and eat Imitation Pasturized Processed Cheese Food. I swear if you found 100 random people and looked at their BMI at least half of the people would be over weight. Eww. 

Random Fact of the Day

Here's somthing weird I learned today:

The hippopotomus has skin one and a half inches thick. It's so solid that most bullets can't go through it. Cray-zay!

Random Fact of the Day

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all the contents of it's stomach, and then swallows the stomach back down.

Yuck. Imagine being a frog with food poisoning....