I opened the box and there were 6 mini paper bags inside (...wtf?). I opened one out of curiosity and I pulled out a horse biscuit the size of my face. Okay, so I guess it wasn't really a horse biscuit. (But it looked like what a horse biscuit would look like if they existed, and they probably do... but I don't raise horses so I don't contain this knowledge.) Anyway, I nibbled a corner of the giant shredded wheat. it tasted like nothing, so I took a bigger bite. This was a mistake.
It tasted like I was eating pure fiber. I don't even think my stomach could digest any of this cereal. Maybe it's not even real shredded wheat? It's probably just miniature bales of hay made by elves or fairies. But if it wasa made by faries then it would taste good. So I have come to the conclusion that it is cereal. Some sad people must really enjoy eating this pathetic fibrous and tasteless cereal. I'll just stick to searching through the box of Frosted Mini Wheats until I find a peice that is satisfyingly covered with frosting.
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